"Hey, what a good name! It sounds very windy!"
"Don’t you think so, Pu Songling!"
Chapter My senior sister is not a person.
On the first day of coming to Shushan, Xu Zhihu found that he had more strange experiences than all the past decades combined!
First, I passed the quiz inexplicably, then I was taken hostage inexplicably, and finally I demolished an entire fairy palace by myself inexplicably … Er, wait a minute, it’s not really my own hands, is it?
Okay, but anyway, the result is satisfactory, isn’t it?
At this moment, he has successfully joined the shushan ship school, and he is also riding the cloud elder sister’s golden light ship to 36 inverted peaks, 1,000 ship peaks, and live with elder sister …
Speaking of this elder martial sister named Yun Fan Yun, although she was quite a cold goddess when she first met, she soon revealed her love for hexagrams after chatting … Let’s just say that she just flew in a building boat for half an hour and asked dozens of questions in one breath, all of which have reached the level of "Do you like listening to music or eating when you are lovelorn?"!
Don’t be like this, okay? Xu Zhihu was asked profusely, but she couldn’t help but feel a little strange. Sister Yun, you are the kind of enthusiastic sister next door. Why did you pretend to be very cold before the divination party?
"Well, I don’t want to." Speaking of this, Yun Fan also sighed with emotion. "But the elders said that we in Shushan represent Tian Haoran’s right path to make those evil spirits afraid when they see us. Therefore, considering the overall image of Zongmen, every brother should pay attention to his appearance and be unsmiling when he is foreign."
So she had a meal to make sure that no one around was eavesdropping and then leaned in mysteriously. "Actually, when you are in Shushan, it is completely different from the outside. For example, Brother Jin just now, did you know that his favorite doll collection is full of a whole room …"
Er, true or false, Xu Zhihu couldn’t help looking up and imagining a scene where the stubborn old-fashioned gold brother was holding a pile of dolls, and suddenly he felt awe.
Well, regardless of whether it’s true or not, at this time, Yun Fan finally arrived at the destination of this trip after controlling the golden light ship to bypass a towering cliff, that is, Sister Yun lived in Thousand Ships Peak-
The dim moonlight, a quiet suspended silvery white cloud in the inverted peak on the periphery of Shushan Mountain, can vaguely see a vast expanse outside the Thousand Ships Peak, where several white cranes spread their wings and fly and spin leisurely …
"Wait a minute, didn’t you say thousand ship peaks?" Xu Zhihu was slightly startled when he looked from a distance. "What about the thousand fairy ships?"
"Well, it hasn’t been delivered yet." Yun Fan lifted her swan-like slender jade neck and looked at the vast original ourtenant expression in front of the mountain peak. "The fact is that only on the 15th of each month will a large number of fairy ships with failed refining be sent here and then destroyed."
"Huh?" Xu Zhihu really didn’t expect this result. "The Thousand Ships Peak is recycling abandoned fairy ships … Well, it’s such a domineering name!"
Talking with the two people, the golden light ship has successfully reached the Thousand Ship Peak and slowly turned to a towering cliff. Sister Yun controlled the ship to dock and pointed to the golden light circle on the cliff. "This is where I live. You will sleep with me tonight!"
Sleep together?
Xu Zhihu’s foot stumbled and almost fell off the ship’s rail. Wait a minute. Sister Yun just meant to let me go with her …
Stunned, I almost doubt that I heard him wrong. He couldn’t help but turn his head and look at a goose yellow dress dancing in the wind beside him. Sister Yun Fan Yun-
Pale red sunset afterglow, the graceful beauty of the royal elder sister is slightly raising her swan-like slender jade neck and casually looking at the distance. Her cheeks are slightly flushed, her earlobes are crystal clear like white jade, and her posture is even more graceful and tall. Although her posture is slightly different from that of Chichi, she is undeniably a first-class and beautiful beauty!
"Uh-huh?" Xu Zhihu suddenly a little heart disorderly jump.
Well, when a moral integrity is full of young people, it should be strictly refused, right? But then again, considering Sister Yun’s initiative to ask for respect for women’s etiquette …
Well, before he made a decision on the battle between heaven and man here, Yun Fan saw the golden light circle shining with a flick of his sleeve over there. The cliff roared and vibrated and slowly split from it to reveal a big dock that hides the mountain … er, wait a minute. Dock?
Yes, it’s a dock!
The huge dock in the Tibetan mountain covers an area of several thousand feet, but it just seems very messy. The roots of the surrounding rock walls are not modified. In the end, shipbuilding materials and repair tools, such as wood canvas nails, are piled up at will, which makes people unable to root. The square table full of drawings is barely furniture.
No, don’t tell me that we live here?
Xu Zhihu was dumbfounded. Wait a minute. What about the sweet boudoir? What about the soft big bed? What about the bath? Hey, hey, there is no bath. Wait a minute. How is Sister Yun going to step on the bathrobe? How did she accidentally fall into my arms? How did she accidentally touch her lips?
"Yes, we slept here late." Yun Fan casually clapped her hands and took the lead in jumping off a building and walked into the dock. "Because no one has lived here before, I’m not ready to give people food. There is … scratch! Hey! "
"What is it?" Xu Zhihu is at a loss. Hearing this strange sound, he turned his head and suddenly was shocked!
Stunned, as far as he was amazed, Yun Fan actually rolled up his sleeves and picked up a piece of rosewood board in the corner, followed by a crisp crack, biting a small piece and chewing it with relish …
In a blink of an eye, she actually ate a whole piece of wood, thought about it, rubbed her belly, picked up the white canvas next to her and tore a large piece from the surface, enjoying it and stuffed it into her mouth to continue tasting.
What happened? What the fuck is this?
Xu Zhihu was completely shocked by this pica, so he looked at the beautiful teacher elder sister with wide eyes and ate the whole canvas. "Wait a minute, you actually ate boards and canvas?"
"Yes, what’s the problem?" Yun Fan, of course, with a wink and a barrel, grabbed a handful of nails from the inside and stuffed them into his mouth like food. "I’ll explain to you later … click … my nails are broken … click … eat some nails first … click … repair them …"
Eat nails? Can you still eat nails?
Xu Zhihu gaped at her sudden reaction and suddenly stepped back in disbelief. "Wait a minute, teacher elder sister, what are you?"
Come on, come on, Yun Fan put the barrel contentedly and casually pointed out, "Yes, I’m not a person, I’m … that!"
Which one? Follow her to Xu Zhihu very language turned his head and immediately entered the petrochemical state.
Can it be that the golden ship is moored outside the dock? At this moment, as Yun Fan eats those wooden canvases and nails the ship, the original damages are magically healed automatically …
Stunned, Xu Zhihu looked at the golden boat and then at the graceful Yun Fan, then at the graceful Yun Fan, and continued to watch … Stop watching!
Braised in soy sauce, steamed. Is it true that you are a teacher elder sister?
That’s right. In his shocked eyes, Yun Fan bit a small piece of wood and stood up seriously. "Teacher younger brother, as you can see, I’m not a person. I’m … this ship!"
After three minutes and one second, Xu Zhihu directly turned into a humanoid fountain. Holy shit, who can tell me what’s going on?
"Calm down" Yun Fan kindly handed a small piece of canvas. "Come and eat a piece of canvas. It’s not right. I forgot that you don’t eat canvas … Well, to be honest, it’s very simple. Our Shushan ship sent refining fairy ships often have self-awareness, just like your pen."
"Er, you mean that all our fairy ships refined in Shushan are spirit vessels?" Xu Zhihu is still unbelievable.
"Yes, although most of them can be called pseudo-magic weapons," Yun Fan proudly explained to him, "Let’s put it this way, what can we be respected as the leader of the right path in shushan? Besides our dedication to eliminating evil and promoting good, it is also largely because we have the unique skill of refining ships that can make the refined fairy ships be magic weapons from the beginning of their birth …"
"Say?" Xu Zhihu stood in awe.
"I’m a fairy ship with a spirit level." Yun Fan cheerfully pointed to himself by the golden light ship. "A fairy ship with a spirit level will produce a spirit like me. Well, according to the name of Shushan, our spirit is usually called … well, the ship spirit!"
"poof!" Haven’t say that finish Xu Zhihu spray again "ship? Ship? Ship mother? "
"It’s not a ship mother, it’s a ship spirit!" Yun Fan seriously corrected it, but after thinking about it, he tilted his head slightly. "Well, then again, the ship’s mother sounds much cuter than the ship’s spirit. Should I find an opportunity to talk to Zhang Jiao and then everyone will call her the ship’s mother … Yi, your face seems to twitch?"
It’s okay. Leave me alone and let me smoke for a while!
Xu Zhihu’s eyes filled with tears. Looking up to heaven, it’s already a big surprise for Nima’s family to turn the Shushan Sword Sect into the Shushan Ship Sect. I didn’t expect that there would be a serial surprise package behind it. Is this to let me play the rhythm of a real-life ship girl?
No wonder I have a strange familiarity when I hear the Shushan Ship School. No wonder Brother Jin’s face was weird when they heard that I was going to live with Sister Yun. No wonder Sister Yun is so at ease to sleep with me. Think about it, too. What can our family do with a boat even if we are crazy again?